The Cure for A-sexuality

I am seriously beginning to think I should resign my life to a lonely, single existence or nun-hood, I keep thinking that I am not in a place to look for a significant other, because I can't be bothered for all the courting (yeh I said courting) and the getting to know each other. But everytime I see pictures like this my Cleo twitches ( that's another post for another time).

mmmmmmmhhhhhhh chocolate

and is this not the most perfect looking muthafooker you've ever seen?? He's just too pretty!